HANDLIN YO MAIN SLAPPIN BITCH

Some chumps think you got to duck yo head and be nice to yo main slappin bitch. But that ain't me. I treat her nice only when I damn well feel like it and when she have damn well earned it. Then I show mercy and drag my handsome old self over to her department a couple nites a month and give her what fo.

Mo' on how to handle your MSB next time, dude.